Thursday, October 8, 2015

OCTOBER SYNDROME -- Meet the Characters!

The next move in this YA transition is to kick off a brand new paranormal young adult series!



After a lot of ups and downs, my editor Stacy and I are putting some finishing touches on October Syndrome!

Oh yes! The adventures of ghost hunting brothers Catch and Todd Thornwacker is about to start!


To celebrate this new series, here's an in-depth look at the characters!!!


CATCH THORNWACKER! 
The elder Thornwacker brother -- he's 17, athletic, fun-loving, and his passion for the paranormal knows no bounds. Despite being popular, his best friend is actually Todd -- his quintessential geeky little brother. While Catch may have his eyes on a cheerleader, he can't help but be charmed by former nerd Sully Chambers.  



TODD THORNWACKER
Younger bro Todd often lives in Catch's shadow. Unbelievably intelligent and sharp-witted, Todd is wise beyond his 15 years. He's hopelessly in love with Sully Chambers...and the fact that she only has eyes for Catch is just one more reason the brothers spar. 



URSULA "SULLY" CHAMBERS! 
Sully has been in love with Catch Thornwacker for years, but she's also deeply drawn to the paranormal -- which greatly annoys BFF Naomi. Like Todd, Sully's a freshman and very intelligent. She hopes Catch notices her someday, but her current aggravation is that her older sister is dating her best friend. Oh, high school. 



NAOMI PRENTISS! 
Sophomore Naomi is a quick-witted, strong-willed, and fiercely independent young woman. She knows who she is and knows who she loves -- namely Sully's sister -- but Naomi's there in a hot minute for her BFF. 
...Which is why, despite her profound apprehension, Naomi agrees to accompany Sully and the Thornwacker brothers on a ghost hunt. 


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#ghosthunters #youngadult #teenageromance #hauntedhouse #October #Halloween #OctoberSeries #TheThornwackers





Monday, September 21, 2015

#SummerOfHampire RELEASE 9-25-15

#Hampire is live!!!



Need another excerpt? Check this one out!


            “Sarah, my dear? Is that you?”
            Julian’s voice made me jump. My back bumped against the front door. The familiar click of the door locking behind me… I tried to open it, but it wouldn’t budge.
How did he—
            “I’ll be with you in just a moment.”
            His voice was warm, charming, and almost friendly…with just a touch of something wicked.
            “No, I’ll come back—”
            “Nonsense.”
            He was suddenly standing underneath Mrs. LeGrange. His dark hair was smoothed back. He had black pants on. Black shoes. And a white shirt that had too many buttons undone.
            Again, it was as if he read my mind. “I see you’re more pleased with this attire than the previous.” He descended the stairs and in seconds was right in front of me.
            God, he even smelled good.
            “You look like a pirate.” I said nervously.
            He grinned. “Not a pirate. A vampire.” He flashed his teeth. 




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Monday, August 17, 2015

HAMPIRE: A (SORTA) PREVIEW!

We're just weeks away from the release of Hampire: A (Sorta) Love Story!



Get to know plucky (but unlucky in love) Sarah!

Sarah Smith is having a rough week. High school is over. She doesn't have a job, a boyfriend, or any future plans--and her two flighty friends are suddenly the responsible ones. 

But her luck may be changing after she lands a job at a rustic museum...and finds something more valuable than history lurking in the basement. #Hampire

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“Sarah?” A familiar face peaked outside the glass door to the patio. It was Gash.
            Mom opened the door. “Sidney, do you know how to use the front door?”
            She regarded Nannette’s question like a riddle. “It takes away the element of surprise.”
            I stepped around Mom. “We’ll be just outside.”
            I could hear her murmuring to herself…probably her disappointment that I hadn’t somehow managed to get rid of the two friends I had for people more Nannette-like.
            “Is your mom still riding your ass?”
            “Not so much anymore—I got a job!”
            “No shit! That’s great! Super-Ups or somewhere else?”
            At least Gash never lacked enthusiasm. “I’m working at the old museum on Main Street. Night shift duty.”
            She pulled out a cigarette and lit it. “See? Things always work out.”
            I nodded, then ushered Gash away from the glass—away from Nannette’s sight. “Yeah, and now if I could just get cooler friends, things might work out.”
            “Cooler friends? What’s wrong with me? Beej is tiring, but I’m totes awesome.”
            I decided to deflect. “Maybe if I had a guy friend around…”
            “Well, that’s probably a good idea. I mean, you’ve never had a boyfriend—”
            “Hey!”
            “Come on! I’m not being an ass. And it’s not as if you haven’t tried...”
Twice—and only twice—I ventured out on a date. The first was with Powell Gardner. He was beautiful. He was on the football team. His arms were like two big slabs of meat. And he asked me, plain Sarah Smith, to go out with him. I couldn’t believe it.
So, one night we went to Applebee’s.
            Gash and Bennie spent an hour dolling me up. They were both impressed that Powell Gardner—king of high school—took notice in me. It was like a Cinderella story, only it was mine.
            Then, an hour after our entrees arrived (I had the bourbon chicken; he had the sampler platter), he got quiet. He started to sweat. I barely had the courage to talk to him in school, and suddenly I was trying to find a classy way of asking what was wrong. But then he blurted it out.
            “I’m sorry, I can’t do this.” He said, drops of sweat falling off his face and onto what remained of his chicken wings. “It’s not you—I mean, honestly, it’s not you.” He laughed softly. “It’s…it’s Mitch. I love him. I thought I could just make myself...” He looked at me and started to cry. “Oh, God! Mitch!”
            The date was over. At school, Powell ignored me entirely. He came out the summer before our senior year. He seemed happy. So did Mitch.
            I was humiliated, but it had only been one date. I could get over one bad date.
            Will Simpkins had asked me out in the fall. He was quiet, but sweet. He had a geeky way about him, but he was muscular and not scrawny—and muscles were always my weakness. Those meat slabs…
            I didn’t tell the girls about Will initially. I pretended like it was no big deal. Inwardly, I was nervous and excited. Being plain Sarah Smith was boring—and when a guy took notice, I would float on cloud nine for months.
            So when I met Will at the bowling alley, I thought he looked good. Tight jeans, a Star Wars t-shirt, and some nice cologne. He was sooo sweet, and he paid for my nachos.
            Then midway through our first game, he pretended to go to the bathroom. When I went to search for him, he had left a note at the refreshment stand. “Can’t do this. Still love Powell.” I never saw Will again.
            I couldn’t believe it had happened twice. Was I the safe straight girl that gay guys were drawn to? It seemed statistically impossible that gay lightning would strike twice, but it had.
            I ran to Gash’s house and cried on her bed that night.
            And that was the last time I had even remotely pretended to be interested in finding a boyfriend. Maybe luck would change after high school.

            Except I had no plan. 



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STAY TUNED FOR MORE RELEASE DATE INFO!!!

#Hampire #NewAdult #Horror #Paranormal #fiction

Thursday, July 16, 2015

OCTOBER SYNDROME!

Besides the campy and fun HAMPIRE (coming out late this summer!), look out for the #Halloween release of another YA horror!

October Syndrome is a fun trip into the world of Catch and Todd Thornwacker -- teen-aged brothers, best friends, and ghost hunters!



The Thornwacker brothers are on the (ghost) hunt! Get to know these characters!

*High school wrestling star Jonah “Catch” Thornwacker dives into the paranormal like a haunted young man. But nothing haunts him more than freshman Sully Chambers. 

*Todd Thornwacker is driven by candy-coated fantasy with a gentleman’s edge—so of course he’s game for any adventure…especially if there are ladies present.



THE MISSION:

Since she was a child, Sully Chambers has been drawn to the dark and dreary Victorian mansion called Croft House. On Halloween night, she arrives to investigate with best friends Naomi and Todd—and her childhood crush, Catch. But nothing can prepare her for what she’ll uncover once the investigation begins.

As the night progresses, the team realizes they are not alone—and the grisly past of Croft House is coming back to life with a vengeance! 

STAY TUNED FOR MORE DETAILS AND SOME FUN EXCERPTS!!! 

#SummerOfHampire

Wednesday, June 17, 2015

CALL ME HAMPIRE

(DISCLAIMER: HAMPIRE IS DUE TO RELEASE IN LATE SEPTEMBER 2015... THE FOLLOWING IS A SNEAK PEEK INTO THE WORLD OF THIS YA PARANORMAL ADVENTURE.)


About Hampire:

This is a really fun story -- and it is absolutely a love story.

And yes, Hampire IS a hamster-vampire. How is this possible? Well, I don't want to give too much of the plot away, but let's just say there's an uber bad curse involved.

About the characters:




Sarah is the heroine. She was named after two people. 1) A Sarah that I have literally known more than half my life, and 2) Jennifer Connolly's character in the movie Labyrinth. It's my 2nd favorite movie of all time!

Sarah is a self-described 'plain Jane' who seems to be the only one in her circle of friends who doesn't have a plan after high school. She takes a night job at a mysterious museum, and that's when the craziness begins! (Spoiler alert: There's a scary old lady and a 'creature' inside a cage involved.)



Julian is the hero, a.k.a. Hampire. Facebook actually named him! There was such strong response and participation that I think I'll repeat this again for the next story.

Julian has been a vampire since the Titanic sank (literally). When Julian meets Sarah, they immediately form a bond, but if you're thinking Twilight, think again. ;-)

This story chronicles one girl's journey coming into her own, finding love, and gaining independence. I cannot wait to share it with everyone! XO




Stay tuned for more Hampire news. Sarah and Julian are about to embark on an adventure...with hopefully better results than the Titanic.

(Labyrinth photos courtesy of TriStar)






Thursday, June 11, 2015

Moon Plugs

Something snaps inside of me when I take on more than one writing project. It's like I have a crazy mind-gasm -- and suddenly it's not just multiple writing projects I'm taking on, but brand new lifestyle projects. These, of course, are insane. And ultimately lies that will never happen.

...But because the insanity spreads quickly, here are the Top 5 lies I've told myself this week:

5 -- I'm going to start extreme couponing! Then I'll grocery shop for the entire week AND make money! If people on TV can do it, it can't be THAT hard or time consuming...

4 -- I'll just stop eating red meat entirely. I'll save money AND improve my health. ...Wait, is that dark meat Chipotle uses beef?

3 -- If coffee is cut out, I'll save money. Tea is better for my health anyway. (Ahem, Starbucks now has 6 new frappuccino flavors... DAMN IT).



2 -- I'm going to train the cats to use the toilet! There are like 5 YouTube videos about how to do this, so it can't be that difficult!



1 -- There's a Pinterest post about making your own organic tampons! Maybe I can improve their version and sell mine! #MoonPlugs



Here's hoping next week brings some clarity!

Stay tuned for more updates on HAMPIRE!

#SummerOfHampire

Friday, June 5, 2015

Summer of HAMPIRE

I'm kicking off the summer by joining a new genre indefinitely (YA!) and launching a new series in the fall!!!

This summer I'll be releasing a new book entitled Hampire!



Check out my new Facebook page for updates and insane posts about everything from Halloween to Harry Potter to my fat frack-a-lack-in' cat (he IS the real star).




ABOUT HAMPIRE:

The buzz word is out there, and the question is...what IS Hampire? Is it a vampire spoof? Is it a comedy? Is it scary? 

The answers are: HAMSTER-VAMPIRE, YES, YES, YESSSSSSS!



#frackalackin #Books #thevamps